A tree is something that will stand by the side of the road for fifty years and then suddenly jump in front of a woman driver.

An automobile can help you see the world, but it's up to you to decide which world!

Most accidents are caused by motorists who drive in high while their minds are in neutral.

Every year thousands of motorists discover that their car lasted them a life time.

A telephone pole never hit an automobile except in self defense.

It takes thousands of nuts to construct a car, but only one to scatter it all over the road.

Nothing depreciates a car faster than having a neighbor buy a new one.

If you think a seat belt is uncomfortable, you've never tried a stretcher!

Many people drive their cars as if they were rehearsing for an accident.

A reckless driver is seldom reckless for very long

Sleeping at the wheel is a good way to keep from growing old.

Daydreams at the steering wheel lead to nightmares in the hospital.

An Anglican clergyman has suggested suitable hymns for drivers who have the urge to speed:
- At 75 miles an hour: "Nearer, My God to Thee."
- At 85 miles an hour: "When the Roll is Called Up Yonder, I'll Be there."
- At 95 miles an hour: "Lord I'm Coming Home."